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You take ONE family vacation to the Mental Sphere and you get back and you've had ANOTHER 17 year old sister the whole time you didn't know about and also she broke into your apartmenthouse because you were gone and also refuses to not wear cat ears and a tail. The absolute state of things, I swear.

Uh. What'd we miss? Aside from... family members. And time. I swear we were only gone for a week but APPARENTLY it's been like a year or something? When'd dimensional travel get so timey-wimey? Why's everything different from when I was a teenager!?!?

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You don't take off your wings! And mine aren't even on holographic fire, nya!

It's not a hologram and I TRIED to put them away but I still can't make them go ALL the way away!

Nya? Are... are you still chuuni, Jeanyan? Aren't you almost 30?

YOU'RE 17 AND STILL TALK IN CAT NOISES AND I AM...

...

Oh god.

Gettin' up there, huh, tits?

YOU'RE INEXPLICABLY OLDER THAN ME SO YOU'RE LIKE ALREADY 30

I'M 29 FOREVER HOW FUCKIN' DARE YOU

WELL THEN I'M 26 FOREVER!

Both of you are CHILDREN forever who need to get to work making sure we can afford rent because we're like a YEAR behind because of SOMEONE'S insistence that ALL of us go to ANOTHER DIMENSION!

Edited 2018-10-06 21:45 (UTC)

I WANTED TO YELL IN A COMMENT THREAD TOO!!!

... I think all of ny'all are chuunya.

We can have this discussion NOT on journals because all of us are in the same room!!

Oh, good.

Can you...

She's here forever isn't she?

Well she single... ugh, pawedly got us out of the time dilation money hole with furry art money AND is already enrolled in Duel Academy so she's at least here for three years.

How...

Well. That's. It's gonna happen. Good luck. I'm glad my siblings are done popping out of the woodwork.

You do know that the ironic forces of the universe are generating a new sibling RIGHT NOW just to spite you, right?

If that happens, I will burn down your house.

I'll up our fire insurance.

As long as we have a plan.

Are y'all really talking about arson and insurance fraud in a public post? Amateur Hour over here.

It's not like I'd ACTUALLY do that.

I'd be too busy screaming.

Just remember son.

There's always a chance.

It's due to elaborate rules of fae realms, so you know, Monster Worlds.

The whole fisherman left for the Dragon King's Palace for 3 days, was gone for 100 years, that kinda junk.

It wasn't THIS timey-wimey last time I did it! I was ripping portals in reality and popping out five dimensions over and it took like five minutes!

I dunno.

There is a lot of damage to time-space that no one can really account for.

That could be it too

Edited 2018-10-06 21:57 (UTC)

Oh. That's... problematic.

The whole planet is still here and it's not just Domino on a turtle, right?

The only one who can really answer that apparently took a Trip to the 12 Dimensions in a Winnebago.

But I'd give it... 65 percent odds the planet's here.

Otherwise, yes, assume turtle.

Edited 2018-10-06 22:19 (UTC)

UGHHHHHHH not AGAIN last time this happened I had to topdeck a Rainbow Life to save reality.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAH APOCALYPSE AGAIN I MISSED THE OTHER ONES THIS IS GONNA BE HYPE

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